Blogazine: Back Cover “Nude in the Distance of a Promenade”

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“Nude in the Distance of a Promenade”

To the human reading this at this very time of your existence, if you do not walk away with anything else from reading the following, just take this message with you, “you are awesome, important, and worth it”.

Blogging in the Rain:

Welp. Damn.

Not really much to say here, my writing is off the rails. The steam is not pumping the engine like it did before.

It is sad. I miss the dramatic approaches of ideas of superior living among a higher power. I really do.

That was my ‘little light of mine’ that was fight with the force of all this planet’s armies combined, because, that is just how passionately I feel about this planet’s foundation and her parental supervision.

This is all that I know.

This is an area of life that I forever and constantly think and ponder about.


“Stroll on a Promenade” (Inspired by the two lovers holding hands and showing that ‘WE LOVE EACH’ public affection – PG-13 style




Yes, yes, I did shout that.

Let the world view me holding your right five.

So what? Love is rare these days

Love, there is nothing to hide

Wear it loudly, show it proudly

I feel like a kid again

Bringing in my item for show and tell


Yes, I would yell. Over and over

Until my point hit the pale.


So, let’s take a stroll by waters so blue

Sand, salt, and sea, I’ll always stroll with you.



“And I want to LOOOOOOVE YOUUUUU,  – – The BEST that, the BEST that I CAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaannn. Awwwwwhhh”

NAME Blogazine [ISS. 2] “Social Media – What is this REALLY in a Digital Economy?”

Written November, 2014*



1. Editorial Series: Southern Up-Growth – Perspectives of life in the South

2. *Blogging Through the Drowsy (Harsh Reality Enterprise Critique)

3. *How to Mess Up Your Chances of an Art Career

4. Meet the Staff

5. *Office Debate: If Heaven is Real

6. *Blogger’s Rule The World?

7. *Religious Rebel

8. *fART – Love Your Brand

9. Valentine’s Weekend Special

10. *Author’s Note / Jams for the Hams



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Replogle globes: “Show and Tell on a Deeper Level”


Southern Up-Growth

It is not uncommon to walk the streets and hear the yelling / praising / acknowledging of a Deity from all walks of life down this way. The South is a highly religious territory, which is why this particular blogazine’s fascination with the workings and idealogies that comes along with it are passionately active. We argue all the time here in NAME, on whether or not all this is live or not, but more recently, the evidence that displays our natural world versus our hand-made world draws us in closer to as to Why these things are in existence. > (Part 2 Next Week)


Blogging through the Drowsy

I don’t know how you do it, Harsh Reality. ( We know you have sleep issues, and that sucks, but the ability to write and perform basic typing functions just are not evident. Our researchers and laboratory technicians have tested our entire office for what can extend the amount of sleep / working ratio, and we are clueless. >



How to Mess Up Your Chances of an Art Career: (by a dude who messed up his chances of having an art career)

1. Try to change the world, when you do not understand the operation of what the fuck you want to change

2. Focus on something that a lot of people have in common, that touches deeper than a paycheck, and voice ideas on that

3. Move around that something’s various avenues and “sections” that try to explain that common bond that many humans share

4. Repeat that over and over again – remember, you do not FULLY understand the entity that you want to make better / improve.

5. Never agree on pop-culture’s stance of color schemes and projections – THIS is definitely ruin things for you, even if you are unsure at that time.

6. Dislike everything that you see everyone else doing.

7. Triskaidekaphobia

8. Triskaidekaphobia + 10

9.  Make-up crazy theories regarding yourself as well as your fellow human beings that you MUST share this planet Earth with.

10. Live as if you are on another planet. >



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Meet the Staff: “Frank”



He refused to be interviewed for this quick bio, but from what I has learned from this man of limited expression, is that he really doesn’t like people all that well. “Dr. Sarcastic”. He’s bitter, grouchy, and I imagine he is in his early to mid 30’s? (Maybe). Always on time, neat, and REEKING of cologne, Frank is like that sandpaper back scratcher. Nice for a minute, then absolutely terrible be around if prolonged. >



If Heaven is Real: Debate with Frank (my office co-worker) on the idea of heaven.

Theory 1: let’s say, back – WAAAAAAYYYYYYYY back in those days – when people were roaming around up there, doing their thing, they were in this divine atmosphere – completely opposite of Earth’s mmk – where everything was like utopia. Then, Earth evolved, and some of them were like – “OOOO, let’s go there for vacation!” And so, the ones who left heaven were now here, on Earth. Forget the evolution of man from reptiles and other water dwelling inhabitants, NUH-UH, we humans just dropped here, flat out from the skies above. Then we wrote and changed, wrote and changed, wrote and changed the “Declaration of Holy Letters” to fit the times they lived in. Half the pack did not like that, so they made their own. From here, both sides were now writing and changing, writing and changing their own “Declaration of Holy Letters” to make sure they had the absolutely, positively, Declaration of all declarations. Then, fighting broke out. Some significant, some minor, but the fighting is still present – even in a “smart society”.

Theory 2: Man is both, we block positive notions in fear of positive outcomes, deeming them negative, until the world can profit from it – scientifically, politically, religiously, then it becomes a positive worldwide phenomena. >

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Happy Valentine’s Day, people.

PAGE 8 – Cover Article


Bloggers Rule The World? (Or Do We Think We Do?) – Why These Keyboard Punchers and Pushers Have a Significant Impact on Modern 21st Century Culture

We have these various means of communicating with each other through the human artistry of social media management and messaging. Where we have this tool to read a piece of information, understand it, apply, critique it, debate it, share it, then capitalize on it for the empowerment of the humans that take part in it’s informational objective.

TECHNOLOGY CHANGES EVERYTHING! The motto of the current higher education station I am a part of. We are a culture slowly led into this paradigm to where we are all connected – via the properties of the digital world, electricity, internet connections, and the devices of elite operation. If you are a fan of someone, and they are heavily flowing on the worldwide web, you can follow within an instant, tweet, fan mail, all of these things, because our society’s advancement of techno-tools has opened windows, doors, and patio screens to communication. We all know this by now, it is no secret, if you want a pen-pal from India, a lover from Russia, a rally driving co-pilot from Australia, a spiritual healer from China, a Brazilian chef, Chilean martial artist, or an African herbs man practicing in the UK, you can meet these people within minutes.

Some ideas that float around my idea igloo are the following:

– The Blogger shares personal information on specific topics, subjects, and criteria that has affected them

– The Blogger has acquired serious information that they feel are significant

– The Blogger may be a Booger, looking for people to just pick their post and flick away afterwards

– Some people are serious about this blogging hustle, just look around the web via WordPress. They are stomping loud and writing proud.

Maybe this is a poor article of how the blogger operates the wired / wireless wide web, but, I think you understand the bedrock position we are stressing. Blogging – it’s what you make it. (Do I disagree with this poster? Not sure, but, if your deity was an avid supporter of electronic devices, would he be in favor of Apple’s or Windows?)>



Religious Rebel

What if, when you get to the line in heaven, everyone doesn’t make it except for the atheist? Every religion hates another religion – which is the exact opposite of what it means to be living for a religion, right? It is just sad, scary, and upsetting to me. What religion would Earth be? This planet allowed your existence to be here, why let religion separate us?>

fART – Love Your Brand

I see people with amazing talent and artistic expression in which they simply do not G.A.F. about what others say and think about their work. Sort of like passing gas, they build it, they release it, and the effects of the scent dance around them as well as the immediate nostrils within that scents reach. Such a random way to say, ‘Matt, love what you do, even if your stuff is not of the times. Love your brand, man, love it.”>



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Valentine’s Weekend Special

For our NEW readers of this site, last year’s Valentine’s Day spectacular hit a bump that was really out of left field. This year, we did something different. We interviewed four couples on what they were thinking as far as ideas and what to expect from their significant other.

Spouse Voucher 4 Her (2) Spouse Voucher 4 Him (2)

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Video Documentary:




Author’s Note

I was seriously think about letting this site go, just walking away, letting the dust collect, leaving all these tears, sweaty hand prints on drawings, video demo’s, “classroom” lectures, all of these things to just fall back into the crevices of the world wide web. But I can’t. This Kingdom, hand-crafted by men and women all around this world, we are responsible for the way it runs.

Does everyone know that we control almost aspect of this planet’s inner way of living and sustaining? Is it that – with evolving generations – the significance of our lively-hoods, cultures, and overall planetary existence just isn’t important to the masses anymore?

Thank you for reading, reader. You are awesome to us and this team.


For You: Some Jammies for your Hammies:






 “Every week, just looking for that ONE article….”







NAME mini-MAG Launch Party [Music Video / Images]

Simply, NAME is:

  • Writing the magazine stories that we would want to read.
  • Making the art that we would want to make.
  • Looking at the art that we would want to look at.
  • Suggesting the music that we would enjoy vibing and dancing to.
  • Daydreaming about the world we would want to pass down to our children.
  • Night-dreaming on how to make that happen if it was up to us.


NAME News: It’s The World We Want for the Future.


What’s Below?:

– The Deity Conspiracy

– Advertising #1

– Faith

– R.A.K. Pack

– Advertising #2

– 8 Muses of the mmK (Photos)

– Prayer to the Art Deistical Dudes and Lady Universe

– Positive or Negative: Separation of Religion and States

– Harry Lee and Bizzy Bees – Love is Number 1 (Music Video)



The Deity Conspiracy: Are These Dudes Real or Not?

I vote yes. Every regions deity is real, alive, and jamming to the soundtracks of the universe. We live in / on this ONE planet – in the “information age”, we should be well on our way to doing bigger things by now. But, “NOOOOO”, we have people still tripped up and confused on whether or not these Dudes are legit or not.


Of Course they are, how else would our mmK (Man-made kingdom) come to be what it is that we know if it at this present moment? Even though it is a pretty phucked up imagiNATION, we can turn this around.


We have several countries of different deistical influence, but the same mission and objective are all the same. History has just separated our world, through these dudes (I think). But, we can change how we see each other, how we all can get along, and maximize the planet’s global initiative – because from what our researchers have found, it will be ugly without understanding and cooperation among one another.


To conclude, the dudes are real, in fact, they share almost everything. We just provided them with their own lanes for specific mmK’s of the planet.


Peace, Ya’ll.



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Faith: Where You At?

Seriously, I seem to have lost this.


R.A.K. Pack Idea: (Random Act of Kindness)

The amazing blogger @ thelifeofaflurozebra has an amazing spirit and fantastic public promotion awareness for the everyday random person. She has begun this adventure of spreading kindness all throughout her hometown. Location not really important – she has already documented and recorded her efforts thus far. Check out her awesomeness here.

With this motivation and inspiration in hand, we look to aid in efforts in our own way to (hopefully) bring new vibes to our surroundings.



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The 8 Muses of the mmK:


Muse_2 Muse_4 Muse_5 Muse_6 Muse_7 Muse_8 Muse_The Teacher



Prayer to the Art Deistical Dude(s) and their Mother, Lady Universe

Dear Deistical Dudes of the Art World,

We come to you on this night, at 12:48 in the early morn,

To ask that you continue to motivate and inspire

the hardworking writers, artists, musicians, and videographers

That make works of art depicting the everyday lives of humans,

Nature, and all of this planet’s interactions that Lady Universe has allowed.

Thanks for listening, Dudes. You rock.

Your art fans,

NAME News Team


Positive or Negative: The Separation of Religions and States

Well, dividing up how humans have seen one another, regarding these deistical tactics and ways is already messed up, ON TOP of that fact that we already deal with such racism, sexism, and other ‘isms’ that make this world’s economy not as awesome as it could be. The future generations (I think) will be under a heavily ‘global’ minded way of life. Thinking like, “if we do this here, how will this play out over in country (insert country here). Like, they are understanding that we humans are in fact VERY important to the planet, being a part – not separate – of nature, of this environment.

The view of seeing Earth as a house, and each country is a separate room within this house, is becoming clear to us. Each room within this house will be different, of course, but it IS a part of the house.




We know this launch episode lacked a “party” enthusiasm, but let’s fix that.


(Harry Lee and the Bizzy Bees Performance)







The Battle of the Spirit(s) Part -1

WHATUP, Earthlings? IF you do / will not read this in its entirety, could you at LEAST help a brother out with a couple of life questions that I have?:

1. As the planet becomes more “accepting” to this shift of color barriers, does this mean that we are rising intellectually and spiritually as well?

2. How can a person without a spiritual doctrine handle himself if he does not have one?

[ART SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT – 10-10-14 8:00pm Eastern Time]

We humans have religions that beef among each other, we have ladies and dudes who read cards, warming crystals, meditations with candles and scents, all to help humans who are “spiritually lost” or “spiritually disoriented”, and if one these works for you, hats off to you and your practice. Hats off to your soulful dedication. That is what makes a religious practice, a religious thing, right? (Or am I wrong?)

I personally have fallen out of the various “practices” that rule and regulate this planet, because nothing has resonated within my soul and spirit like your practice does for you.

I may write a few things here and there, about Earth, the environment, the human condition, and our cults that makes the culture what it is, but how can these critiques help me further along as a simple dude trying to make it in this man-made Kingdom?

Being a raised bible belt baby, to *NOW* actually taking a look around the planet at the billions of humans that make this place so, we are lacking sight and vision. Harmony. Understanding.

Will it always be this way? Maybe? Maybe not? But, there would have to be something SO MAJOR within the cultural paradigm that we live within, it would have no choice but to re-build the human condition of what it means to be a human in this planet’s condition.

I am not bashing anyone’s practices for a better way to live and have that connection to the higher power, in fact, I wish I had that.

Everyone has their thing that makes them want to be a better person, and it seems EVERY [EXPLICIT] HUMAN on this planet is in accordance with this rule of how to be “this”, “that” and being able to simply “do.”

All throughout history, it has followed the human condition, but yet, we have not risen out of this stagnant phase of blocking the higher perception of life.

I look at your religions, your rituals, your meditations, your everything you do for spiritual practice – as a vehicle. How many makes, models, and types roam throughout your land of occupancy?

HUH? How Many? I dare to say at LEAST 10. But, if they all are getting you from “A” to “B” to “C” to “D” to “E”, Alllllllll the way back to “A” again, isn’t that the main purpose? Driving safely within the commute of fellow machine operators? (Safety first, right?)

We function and operate differently, but, with this ‘code of conduct’ following the land, we’re all [EXPLICIT] washed out and trained to hate each other.

I do not like the current paradigm of our human condition.


*damn, this felt quite nice to just type out.

(I doubt the 4 couples who seen me who were of *mixed* ethnicity’s will read this, but I do not give a flying fa-loffle about that, I applaud your efforts for BREAKING that mold of how “the rules” have said that only race A can be with race A, matching with every other letter throughout the English alphabet. If they make you happy, and you are not harming another human being in the process, fair love, right?)

Changing the World’s Angle

Morgan Freeman explains this nicely.

We are beginning to rewrite the course of our man made existence on this planet. The things that we bring into our reality are now seen as a planetary importance to each of us. Humans, the only objects of this natural planet who have deity-like power to change our situation for the better as a species for the future, are changing this planet’s perspective.