Blogazine: “She’s Going the Distance” – Front Cover

She's Going the Distance

 

**Warning – is very key that you follow your local / regional traffic laws. Track driving, street driving and solar driving are three different and very complex additions to moving and transporting. Please, drive safely and cautiously at your own risk**

I simply missed blogging like this, so, I wanted to try this approach again.

Creator Motor Speedway: Whoever Your God, The Creator’s Track Never Closes

WELCOME, speedway Kings and Queens to another cosmic competitive competition, I am your host, Frank “Chubbs” Fann, alongside my co-host and 41 time solar system racer enthusiast, Ralph Smucker.

We are here, Live, at the Solar System Speedway, where our reigning champion, undefeated mother of billions, attempts to break yet another record to extend to her winnings, her worth, and her wallet, all being led by her coach, owner, track founder, and team CEO – the big guy himself – (Insert your Deity here).

This is going to be an interesting match-up today, it seems, Team Earth has a new pit crew enforced by over 7.8 billion humans that work to keep her running in tip-top shape every single chance they can get, Ralph.

You are absolutely right, Frank. Earth and her coach has developed this strategy that consists of continuing their positive spirit of working smarter, through working their ideas harder. Every single human being that is inducted into Team Earth’s pit crew and team section has a very special position that caters to the efforts of Earth’s winning streak. Their coach is fierce, but also one that let’s Earth calls the plays as she needs to while on the raceway, I mean, she is the one on the track dueling it out with the various competition, am I right, Ralph?

Yes, you are, Frank. You can find Team Earth practicing, even after the track closes, when the stands are empty, no lights, no nothing are in operation. Her team and crew are out on the track working hard, bring and setting up their own lights, their own machines and devices to test just how fast, how quick, how efficient she is running each and every lap possible. Testing her high end acceleration, to cornering, braking, shifting in the appropriate areas, and energy management through the various climates and track conditions – 24:7:365 a year.

Wow, this team REALLY puts in the effort, huh, Ralph?

Yes they do, Frank. They have to. In order to maintain this type of winning streak and effort of such a high caliber franchise, efforts of working smarter while working their ideas harder is just the tip of what makes these cosmic champions the powerhouses that they are today.

Alright, thank you, Ralph. Now, as the teams line up on pit road, we will be right back after this word from our sponsors…

Are you Pregnant with Greatness?

Do you feel that you are awesome, even when no one else is around?

Did you ever have an idea for a product, to only brush it off, and then discover some time later, your idea that was ‘brushed off’ was “swept up” to make someone else, millions?

Have you found yourself planning for things that seems so far in left field, you laughed out loud to yourself and even had strange looks from others that thought you were crazy?

Don’t you worry, you awesome human. You can consider these ‘mental kicks of inspiration’ from the greatness within you. Once an idea REALLY does decide that it is time for delivery, breath deep, find your happy place, and do work to make it happen.

If ideas had an ultra-sound, what would this reality appear like to you? Until you birth your ideas, you will be forever pregnant with greatness.

(sponsored-in-part-by-your-local-cheesy-motivational-foundation—serving-your-local-community-mega-helpings-of-motivation-since-1970).

‘Flex on the Apex’, Team Earth

“She is always hugging the corning of perfection.”

[Image] A Worldwide S.o.S.

S-o-S2

“Welcome Nations to the Lunch Buffet. For today’s course of menu, we will have a wonderful spread of vegetables, exotic cuisines, macaroni and cheese, wine, all the fixings, so COME ON, let’s eat, laugh, and repeat. Talk and be merry. Share. Debate. Discuss problems and find solutions.”

“No one gives a ****. “

“The tools for improving the way of life for humans all over this planet in divine fashion will not be made mainstream.” “Unless you can fund it yourself.”

There are some days I despise logging onto WordPress simply because when I do, I am greeted by negative and recycled stories of how this country is doing this to that country, the money factor, gas, resources, invading, weapons are sitting here, people are sick here and there, race and disputes are rising, what the frack?

If you can see, or notice within the bottom of the picture, you see several country flag colors, wrapped around a log of excrement. This is my view of today’s world. We have amazing countries, doing their thing, but we are shitting on societies. Shitting on our cultures. Shitting on what it means to live in this moment of existence.

Countries shitting on their neighbors, in crazy ways and fashions. For what? Is THIS this divine heavenly planet that we are creating? Are we going in circles, again, destroying one culture in order to “create” another?

I guess everyone has grown to accept it.

Welcome to the [mmK].

How Do We Know?

“If we have no idea to what extent the powers of the deities (Jah, God, Allah, Yahweh and etc.) have over our lives within this universe, how do WE, simple and minimal earthlings of planet Earth know that we are not suppose to live in harmony, under a common idea of this existence to better ourselves, this planet, and the future seeds of the regions of this world?”

Raindrops – Sponsored by, ‘The Creator’

NAME News
Dec. 22, 2013

Article: Raindrops – Sponsored by, ‘The Creator’

Response:

I care about the proper grammar, punctuation and context of my words and what have you, but at this point in writing my thoughts, I am just going to write as I feel it, as if I was talking with you face to face without the use of written words. So, in that case, I ask for your apologizes for any mistakes in the follow response.     – NAME News.

This is NAME News. I am Matthew Johnson

When it is raining on a particular region of the land where people live, who is responsible for it? Which deity is in control of this?

We are still thinking over the idea that the deities of Earth are still roommates, so lets extend this idea a bit.

Lets say, that instead of being roommates, the four deities (Jah, God, Yahweh and Allah) all share a neighborhood within a city, and it begins to rain. In this region, if it is raining, the land will become wet. No matter a persons race, religion, or relationship, the region that is of this planet being rained on is shared by everyone of that region. Now, if this is something we have become more advanced in, to start-up weather as we feel (which I think we are capable of) then is this work of humans.

BUT, if we have four neighbors, who worship God, Jah, Yahweh, and Allah, and they each walked outside of their house during the rain, could they all agree that this was the work of the Creator?

Jah, God, Yahweh, and Allah are ROOMMATES

Jah, God, Yahweh, and Allah are ROOMMATES

NAME News

September 1, 2013

Article: Jah, God, Yahweh, and Allah are ROOMMATES!

I care about the proper grammar, punctuation and context of my words and what have you, but at this point in writing my thoughts, I am just going to write as I feel it, as if I was talking with you face to face without the use of written words. So, in that case, I ask for your apologizes for any mistakes in the follow response. – NAME News.

By: Jeneral Milwaukee

BREAKING NEWS FROM NAME NEWS

Dr. Amberling and Marcineo Jonfogastine have been away for a while in the labs and studios of the NAME network offices to present you with this latest discovery of your creator and the planet Earth.

Dr. Amberling: Good evening Earthlings, Mr. Jonfogastine and myself have been away for some time now, in the laboratory of consciousness of the universe in this pursuit of our cosmic creation author and the Earthly entities that make up this planet’s identity.

From our studies and tests, we have discovered that the creator’s of the planet, your “Jah“, Allah“, “God“, and “Yahweh” they are all what we call, “The Co- Creators” of The Creator.

To help you with this theory:

Imagine that you just built a house. With four bedrooms inside. Now, The Creator of this house is the owner/landlord of this humble abode, and your religious deities are the ones who make up the tenants – in other words, they are renting “space” (in your mind) from the creator of this house. Each religion has its own room, it’s very own way of designing and decorating, customizing, etc. In actual perspective though, they are all under one roof – which means that these deities are all under the guidance, rule, and contract of the one creator.

The Co-Creators are merely a specific spin-off of the Creator, to fit in its own idea of what it means to be a Deistic figure.

Mr. Jonfogstine: (reaches and yanks the microphone) …

IN OTHER WORDS, my Earthling family, The Creator that we preach and scream about in a lot of our articles is the true identity of all of the Earthly Deities that many of you give praise to. So in other words, if these deities are coming from one source, then they all work – if they do not, something is broken within all of them, and should be RE-CONFIGURED to make right.

I mean come on, you have people all over the world worshipping and praising higher powers, where is the harmony of understanding? Shouldn’t that be a PRIME focus throughout ALL of the brotherly and sisterly Earthlings of the planet that deal, dabble, and discuss Deities?

You dag-gum right it should be.