Blogazine: “She’s Going the Distance” – Front Cover

She's Going the Distance


**Warning – is very key that you follow your local / regional traffic laws. Track driving, street driving and solar driving are three different and very complex additions to moving and transporting. Please, drive safely and cautiously at your own risk**

I simply missed blogging like this, so, I wanted to try this approach again.

Creator Motor Speedway: Whoever Your God, The Creator’s Track Never Closes

WELCOME, speedway Kings and Queens to another cosmic competitive competition, I am your host, Frank “Chubbs” Fann, alongside my co-host and 41 time solar system racer enthusiast, Ralph Smucker.

We are here, Live, at the Solar System Speedway, where our reigning champion, undefeated mother of billions, attempts to break yet another record to extend to her winnings, her worth, and her wallet, all being led by her coach, owner, track founder, and team CEO – the big guy himself – (Insert your Deity here).

This is going to be an interesting match-up today, it seems, Team Earth has a new pit crew enforced by over 7.8 billion humans that work to keep her running in tip-top shape every single chance they can get, Ralph.

You are absolutely right, Frank. Earth and her coach has developed this strategy that consists of continuing their positive spirit of working smarter, through working their ideas harder. Every single human being that is inducted into Team Earth’s pit crew and team section has a very special position that caters to the efforts of Earth’s winning streak. Their coach is fierce, but also one that let’s Earth calls the plays as she needs to while on the raceway, I mean, she is the one on the track dueling it out with the various competition, am I right, Ralph?

Yes, you are, Frank. You can find Team Earth practicing, even after the track closes, when the stands are empty, no lights, no nothing are in operation. Her team and crew are out on the track working hard, bring and setting up their own lights, their own machines and devices to test just how fast, how quick, how efficient she is running each and every lap possible. Testing her high end acceleration, to cornering, braking, shifting in the appropriate areas, and energy management through the various climates and track conditions – 24:7:365 a year.

Wow, this team REALLY puts in the effort, huh, Ralph?

Yes they do, Frank. They have to. In order to maintain this type of winning streak and effort of such a high caliber franchise, efforts of working smarter while working their ideas harder is just the tip of what makes these cosmic champions the powerhouses that they are today.

Alright, thank you, Ralph. Now, as the teams line up on pit road, we will be right back after this word from our sponsors…

Are you Pregnant with Greatness?

Do you feel that you are awesome, even when no one else is around?

Did you ever have an idea for a product, to only brush it off, and then discover some time later, your idea that was ‘brushed off’ was “swept up” to make someone else, millions?

Have you found yourself planning for things that seems so far in left field, you laughed out loud to yourself and even had strange looks from others that thought you were crazy?

Don’t you worry, you awesome human. You can consider these ‘mental kicks of inspiration’ from the greatness within you. Once an idea REALLY does decide that it is time for delivery, breath deep, find your happy place, and do work to make it happen.

If ideas had an ultra-sound, what would this reality appear like to you? Until you birth your ideas, you will be forever pregnant with greatness.


‘Flex on the Apex’, Team Earth

“She is always hugging the corning of perfection.”

[Image] A Worldwide S.o.S.


“Welcome Nations to the Lunch Buffet. For today’s course of menu, we will have a wonderful spread of vegetables, exotic cuisines, macaroni and cheese, wine, all the fixings, so COME ON, let’s eat, laugh, and repeat. Talk and be merry. Share. Debate. Discuss problems and find solutions.”

“No one gives a ****. “

“The tools for improving the way of life for humans all over this planet in divine fashion will not be made mainstream.” “Unless you can fund it yourself.”

There are some days I despise logging onto WordPress simply because when I do, I am greeted by negative and recycled stories of how this country is doing this to that country, the money factor, gas, resources, invading, weapons are sitting here, people are sick here and there, race and disputes are rising, what the frack?

If you can see, or notice within the bottom of the picture, you see several country flag colors, wrapped around a log of excrement. This is my view of today’s world. We have amazing countries, doing their thing, but we are shitting on societies. Shitting on our cultures. Shitting on what it means to live in this moment of existence.

Countries shitting on their neighbors, in crazy ways and fashions. For what? Is THIS this divine heavenly planet that we are creating? Are we going in circles, again, destroying one culture in order to “create” another?

I guess everyone has grown to accept it.

Welcome to the [mmK].

10 Reasons Why I Think Society is S*!t

1. The dumbing down of the spiritual focus of our planet in relation to humans – worldwide

2. Religious arguments over the same energy of praise that supports ALL life on this planet – no matter your race, region or relation

3. Governments workin’ societies due to not being “united” factions of their particular region of occupancy

4. Older traditions of looking at humans / cultures / other nations are extremely outdated

5. Racism / Religious-ism / Region-ism

6. Lack of motivation and enthusiasm of education for the youth, our planet, and their future.

7. Square thinking in a divinely circular environment of supreme operations

8. The lack of passion and ignored beauty of our planet’s physical and spiritual structure for existence.

9. Imagination is a trait that is left from encouragement of all educational pursuits and talents

10. Lack of propaganda for Earth, our environment, and the spiritual and physical roles that it plays for all humans on this planet.

Science: Religions Father?

Senator Al Gore wrote a terrific novel (which I am still within the beginning phases of reading it) entitled, “Earth in the Balance”. The following ideas are drawn from his words, his insights, and his long devotion to understanding our planet and its environmental struggle from within.

Science: Deistical Dudes, I have something to tell you.
Deistical Dudes: (all together) What is it, science?
Science: I…. Am….. your Father.

HEY……. humans who do not know how to get along within this physically finite planet, I am NAME’s favorite booger, Matthew Johnson.

So, I have begun a reading challenge, and ‘Earth In The Balance’ is one of them.

As I began the first few pages, reading within my mind as Al Gore’s voice plays reads the words, it dawned on me, that humans are the inventors of the understanding to our world. (The Science)

Science is worldwide, just like its fellow family member, religion. These two play, debate, discuss, and decipher the building blocks of humanity in constructive ways – some more than others.

While reading this, i could NOT help myself to think back when I was trying to PURSUE THAT ARTISTIC CAREER, and learning and loving the shared relationship of the two, (science and religion). Now after thinking about this idea of the spawning of subjects, is science the father to religions?

All lands within this planet (of modern developing technologies) have the resources and capabilities of researching new platforms of scientific revelations and discoveries to better understand our ways and operations of this existence (on Earth in this galaxy).

[In theory, making the identity of a presence higher than us, valid – with other forms and fashions of divine scientific systems]

But, with science as the Earth’s manual for it’s operation system, no matter WHO or WHERE you are on this planet, racially, regionally and MOST IMPORTANTLY religiously, science (to me) seems to be OUR sunlight watching over, providing heat, energy, and information to our man-made Kingdom.

(This kind of works with the idea that the Deistical Dudes are all living in the Sun – – and if so, the spread of light and energy equals science involving and engaging all lands just the same – for the continuous evolution of our world, culture, society, and human enterprise under the man-made Kingdom umbrella we call, ‘Reality’.

Hyper-Hypothesis: [Earth] Religious Entity?

NO matter your race, region, or relation, you are a part of the system that is Religious Earth.

What is that, Matthew?

Well, Religious Earth is the idea that Earth (within this Solar System) is designed by a set of beliefs or codes of operation, Earth is a part of a system that is of higher religious operation.

We could understand this as science, right? Like science is the “Holy Word” of the operation of Earth.

Consider the following – to an artist, their religion is their devout practice to their creativity and their works, right?. To the parents of the world, the catering and caring for their children is their religious practice – in which the parent could be seen as a Deistical figure for the child – right? Wrong? Maybe?

To the teachers and professors of the world, they are in a way, educational evangelists – providing the knowledge of the present world for operating within it. Mathematics, Science, Technology, Engineering, History, the Arts, Philosophy, and Politics, these foundations are what make our kingdom inside of a kingdom what it is today.

To find that deeper meaning of the planet, and their realm of spiritual occupancy, that requires one to search within the soul and the universe of existence.


30sec Imagination Invention: Wifi Wilderness

WELCOME – I am Matthew, and here is our first line of products for YOUR worlds economy!

WIFI WILDERNESS! All of the natural aspects of the DIVINE Environment, all while catering to our man-made Kingdom.

This includes:





WIFI Roadways!

If you order now, we will throw in our special WIFI SPRAY! No matter where you are, create your own wifi cloud that enables you stay online for 2 WHOLE HOURS! AND can also withstand up to 10 users with NO SWEAT!

NOW, updating your environment as well as your Facebook will be a collective cooperation.