Blogazine: “She’s Going the Distance” – Front Cover

She's Going the Distance


**Warning – is very key that you follow your local / regional traffic laws. Track driving, street driving and solar driving are three different and very complex additions to moving and transporting. Please, drive safely and cautiously at your own risk**

I simply missed blogging like this, so, I wanted to try this approach again.

Creator Motor Speedway: Whoever Your God, The Creator’s Track Never Closes

WELCOME, speedway Kings and Queens to another cosmic competitive competition, I am your host, Frank “Chubbs” Fann, alongside my co-host and 41 time solar system racer enthusiast, Ralph Smucker.

We are here, Live, at the Solar System Speedway, where our reigning champion, undefeated mother of billions, attempts to break yet another record to extend to her winnings, her worth, and her wallet, all being led by her coach, owner, track founder, and team CEO – the big guy himself – (Insert your Deity here).

This is going to be an interesting match-up today, it seems, Team Earth has a new pit crew enforced by over 7.8 billion humans that work to keep her running in tip-top shape every single chance they can get, Ralph.

You are absolutely right, Frank. Earth and her coach has developed this strategy that consists of continuing their positive spirit of working smarter, through working their ideas harder. Every single human being that is inducted into Team Earth’s pit crew and team section has a very special position that caters to the efforts of Earth’s winning streak. Their coach is fierce, but also one that let’s Earth calls the plays as she needs to while on the raceway, I mean, she is the one on the track dueling it out with the various competition, am I right, Ralph?

Yes, you are, Frank. You can find Team Earth practicing, even after the track closes, when the stands are empty, no lights, no nothing are in operation. Her team and crew are out on the track working hard, bring and setting up their own lights, their own machines and devices to test just how fast, how quick, how efficient she is running each and every lap possible. Testing her high end acceleration, to cornering, braking, shifting in the appropriate areas, and energy management through the various climates and track conditions – 24:7:365 a year.

Wow, this team REALLY puts in the effort, huh, Ralph?

Yes they do, Frank. They have to. In order to maintain this type of winning streak and effort of such a high caliber franchise, efforts of working smarter while working their ideas harder is just the tip of what makes these cosmic champions the powerhouses that they are today.

Alright, thank you, Ralph. Now, as the teams line up on pit road, we will be right back after this word from our sponsors…

Are you Pregnant with Greatness?

Do you feel that you are awesome, even when no one else is around?

Did you ever have an idea for a product, to only brush it off, and then discover some time later, your idea that was ‘brushed off’ was “swept up” to make someone else, millions?

Have you found yourself planning for things that seems so far in left field, you laughed out loud to yourself and even had strange looks from others that thought you were crazy?

Don’t you worry, you awesome human. You can consider these ‘mental kicks of inspiration’ from the greatness within you. Once an idea REALLY does decide that it is time for delivery, breath deep, find your happy place, and do work to make it happen.

If ideas had an ultra-sound, what would this reality appear like to you? Until you birth your ideas, you will be forever pregnant with greatness.


‘Flex on the Apex’, Team Earth

“She is always hugging the corning of perfection.”

The Battle of the Spirit(s) Part -1

WHATUP, Earthlings? IF you do / will not read this in its entirety, could you at LEAST help a brother out with a couple of life questions that I have?:

1. As the planet becomes more “accepting” to this shift of color barriers, does this mean that we are rising intellectually and spiritually as well?

2. How can a person without a spiritual doctrine handle himself if he does not have one?

[ART SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT – 10-10-14 8:00pm Eastern Time]

We humans have religions that beef among each other, we have ladies and dudes who read cards, warming crystals, meditations with candles and scents, all to help humans who are “spiritually lost” or “spiritually disoriented”, and if one these works for you, hats off to you and your practice. Hats off to your soulful dedication. That is what makes a religious practice, a religious thing, right? (Or am I wrong?)

I personally have fallen out of the various “practices” that rule and regulate this planet, because nothing has resonated within my soul and spirit like your practice does for you.

I may write a few things here and there, about Earth, the environment, the human condition, and our cults that makes the culture what it is, but how can these critiques help me further along as a simple dude trying to make it in this man-made Kingdom?

Being a raised bible belt baby, to *NOW* actually taking a look around the planet at the billions of humans that make this place so, we are lacking sight and vision. Harmony. Understanding.

Will it always be this way? Maybe? Maybe not? But, there would have to be something SO MAJOR within the cultural paradigm that we live within, it would have no choice but to re-build the human condition of what it means to be a human in this planet’s condition.

I am not bashing anyone’s practices for a better way to live and have that connection to the higher power, in fact, I wish I had that.

Everyone has their thing that makes them want to be a better person, and it seems EVERY [EXPLICIT] HUMAN on this planet is in accordance with this rule of how to be “this”, “that” and being able to simply “do.”

All throughout history, it has followed the human condition, but yet, we have not risen out of this stagnant phase of blocking the higher perception of life.

I look at your religions, your rituals, your meditations, your everything you do for spiritual practice – as a vehicle. How many makes, models, and types roam throughout your land of occupancy?

HUH? How Many? I dare to say at LEAST 10. But, if they all are getting you from “A” to “B” to “C” to “D” to “E”, Alllllllll the way back to “A” again, isn’t that the main purpose? Driving safely within the commute of fellow machine operators? (Safety first, right?)

We function and operate differently, but, with this ‘code of conduct’ following the land, we’re all [EXPLICIT] washed out and trained to hate each other.

I do not like the current paradigm of our human condition.


*damn, this felt quite nice to just type out.

(I doubt the 4 couples who seen me who were of *mixed* ethnicity’s will read this, but I do not give a flying fa-loffle about that, I applaud your efforts for BREAKING that mold of how “the rules” have said that only race A can be with race A, matching with every other letter throughout the English alphabet. If they make you happy, and you are not harming another human being in the process, fair love, right?)