July 15, 2013
ADVERTISEMENT – Miss Piggy’s International Playpen
I care about the proper grammar, punctuation and context of my words and what have you, but at this point in writing my thoughts, I am just going to write as I feel it, as if I was talking with you face to face without the use of written words. So, in that case, I ask for your apologizes for any mistakes in the follow response.
This is NAME News, I am your reporter, Marcineo Jonfogastine
THANK YOU ALLLL, who have been rocking with us thus far on this adventure to inform you of the New Allegiance to Mother Earth.
Here recently, we have had several pitches of advertising slots who would like to aid in ours and their company growth to expand their audience.
Many terrible, many copy-cats, others just absolutely not going to work here at NAME.
On that note, I am happy to inform that we have actually signed and promoted a very, VERY small business that deals with the appetites of the Earthlings in a town near you.
I have never heard of this franchise before, but I must say, their vision, promotion, ideas, and overall agenda of meals and service of healthy breakfast, lunch and dinner just caught all of our eyes, and appetites.
So, here as an official member of advertising to the NAME News program, we happily introduce….
Miss Piggy’s International Playpen:
“Serving up the finest in international piggy plate entrees”.
Look out for special deals and products for your breakfast, lunch and dinner time craving!