July 15, 2013
ADVERTISEMENT: Miss Piggy’s International Playpen
“Lunch Special of the Week”
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“Hello hungry Earthlings, I am Miss Piggy. I run and operate Miss Piggy‘s International Playpen. We offer all of your every day meals and dishes, from soups, salads and pastas, to wonderful sandwiches and breakfast meals complete with the fixings.
We thank you for tuning in, and this weeks special is running for the lunch time schedule hour. We are introducing our newest lunch meal,
THE FRIED ROMAN LINK SANDWICH – includes your choice of – TOMATO, LETTUCE, CHEESE, ON WHEAT, with your choice of fries, hash browns, tater tots, or home style potato chips. Large drink, dessert, and after meal mints (x3) with your purchase.
ONLY 3.77 (tax included)
Come by today. We hope to serve you well.”
– Miss Piggy