Mental Slave and Spiritual Pimping Marketing

NAME News
July 14, 2013

Article: Mental Slave and Spiritual Pimping Marketing
“We Control YOU, The Right Way”

Response:

I care about the proper grammar, punctuation and context of my words and what have you, but at this point in writing my thoughts, I am just going to write as I feel it, as if I was talking with you face to face without the use of written words. So, in that case, I ask for your apologizes for any mistakes in the follow response.

This is NAME News, and this is a demo prompt from a company who wants to advertise with us. 

 

 

“We hope you all have enjoyed a nice meal, sitting all cozy in your living rooms, watching the television, about to get ready for bed. Oh what a lovely sight.

We will be right back to your regularly scheduled program after a word from your Master.”

 

 

“WELCOME TO EARTH! We have all TYPES of things and toys and magic tricks to keep your mind occupied, happy and able to function like a robot.

Oh yes, our technology will be VERY handy for the next civilization of Earth, for ruling the mind, pimping the spirit, and manipulating your physical self!!!!

ISN’T THIS JUST WONDERFUL!!!??

The secret to this lovely operation, is that NO ONE (and we do mean no one) believes that they DO possess a spirit!!!!

(THEY PRACTICALLY GIVE US THE MIND FOR FREE!!!!!!)

Don’t take our word for it, just look out your windows. You see? The land is actually YOUR land. You need this place in order to do anything. The mind is everything to an Earthling, from

– politics
– religions
– Cultures
– Music
– fashion
– education

THE LIST GOES ON AND ON!!

So, once the new planet is made ready and sustainable for the next species of humanoid robots, we can do this “reality” job ALL OVER AGAIN.

Soothing Voice of a 43 Year old white lady:

“Side effects may include: anger, sleepiness, excessive eating, violence, laziness, constant headaches, confusion of the spirit, mud-brain, bad breath, addiction to smoking, weight gain, weight loss then weight gain, road rage, over spending, low sperm count, low testosterone levels, bad back, funky feet, dirty feet, depression, and diarrhea.”

We hope to see you there!

(Now back to your regularly scheduled program)

 

Mr. Jonfogastine declined.

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